The Santana Chronicles

My good friend Dori is coming to visit soon, and in preparation she is trying to be more like me! Here are three ways that she is working towards a very very noble puppy goal.

1) She’s following me on Twitter!  Guys, this is a GREAT way to learn what goes on in a puppy’s life.  A surefire way to get as close as possible to a puppy!

2) She bought a jumpy machine that lets her practice the puppy jumps! Check out her pictures! Puppies like me LOVE to jump! Straight up in the air!  This is how I will greet Dori when she gets to Seattle, and hopefully she greets me the same way!

3) She’s admiring (and assumedly imitating) my blogging puppy skills!  In the same jumpy blog, Dori gave me this award!!

In order to accept this award, I need to answer the following questions with just one word answers.

1. Where is your cell phone? butt
2. Your hair? furry
3. Your mother? beagle
4. Your father? chihuahua
5. Your favorite food? butt
6. Your dream last night? running
7. Your favorite drink? float
8. Your dream/goal? digging
9. What room are you in? mine
10. Your hobby? licking
11. Your fear? alone
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? pooping
13. Where were you last night? undercover
14. Something you aren’t? clean
15. Muffins?  yes
16. Wish list item? chewy
17. Where did you grow up? Binghamton
18. Last thing you did? sleep
19. What are you wearing? collar
20. Your TV? incomprehensible
21. Your pets? Dangles

22. Your friends? people
23. Your life? privileged
24. Your mood? sleepy
25. Missing someone? Freckles

26. Vehicle? Honda

27. Something you’re not wearing? T-shirt
28. Your favorite store? PetSmart
29. Your favorite color? pink
30. When was the last time you laughed? vomit
31. Last time you cried? off-leash
32. Your best friend? Matthew

33. One place that I go over and over? couch
34. One person who emails me regularly? Palin
35. Favorite place to eat? garbage

I would pass this along to other bloggers, but a) I can’t read and b) my blog is the best, so you should just keep reading this one.  Thanks for finally getting wise to the facts and reading my blog! And don’t forget to follow me on Twitter, where I’ll keep track of all my exciting activities during the day!

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