The Santana Chronicles http://santana.jemts.com The life and times of a modern female puppy Tue, 07 Dec 2010 05:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Happy Hanukkah guys! http://santana.jemts.com/?p=102 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=102#comments Tue, 07 Dec 2010 05:35:27 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=102 IMG_0425 (Small)IMG_0426 (Small)

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Look at me celebrating the festival of lights! I’m nice and clean AND so festive!

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]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=102 0 Pup-Preview http://santana.jemts.com/?p=101 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=101#comments Sat, 27 Nov 2010 23:29:36 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=101 As part of a birthday present for Mallory, I got this great outfit!  It will make more of an appearance as Christmas gets closer, but here’s a sneak preview!

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I can tell Christmas is on its way because of this:

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SNOW!!! It’s gone for now, but I’m crossing my paws that it’s back later! Matt & Mallory have been home with me for 8 days straight, at least partly because of the snow.  I hope it never ends!

]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=101 1 Day Five: Jester! Bat? Who knows! http://santana.jemts.com/?p=99 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=99#comments Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:29:23 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=99 You might remember this costume from it’s horrible appearance two years ago.

It’s back this year, but without that wretched hat!

The bat neck thingie (do bats really have necks like this!?!) makes an appearance here as a funny jester collar. 

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Don’t I look so funny!?

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What I love most about this one is that it hides my neck fat! While the t-shirts all highlight that one flabby feature of mine, this collar spectacularly masks it! Making me look totally sleek (and hilarious, of course!)

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Well guys, that’s it for my Halloween fashion showcase!  What do you think? Which should I wear Sunday night for the big Halloween spectacular?

]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=99 2 Day Four: BOO! http://santana.jemts.com/?p=98 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=98#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:38:20 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=98 Following up on the scary scary Halloween monster from the previous post, this year I am trying out a new glow-in-the-dark shirt that includes a ghost and “BOO!”

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Don’t be scared!  It’s just me, Santana!

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While the monster costume might be a bit scarier, this one is fun because it is HUGE!  Apparently, puppy shirts don’t come in standard sizes?  This one is so big that when I tried to wear it for pajamas one night, I woke up in the morning NAKED!  I had wiggled right out of my shirt during the night! Now THAT is scary!

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In other news, I just returned from another stay at PetSmart PetsHotel!  Here is my Pawgress Report (along with the report from a daycare visit a few months ago).  I’m such a good pup!

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]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=98 1 Day Three: Ahhh! Pup Monster! http://santana.jemts.com/?p=97 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=97#comments Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:14:00 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=97 Ready for this one??? It made it’s first appearance last year for Halloween and is such a great shirt it has come back for Halloween 2010! 

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Guys…it glows in the dark!!!  If that isn’t scary, I don’t know what is.

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I think it matches my pink Hawaii flower collar, no?

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One of the newest additions to my wardrobe!  This one is nice and pink, so it doesn’t “scream” Halloween at first, but the point of this shirt is…I LOVE TREATS! Not tricks! Treats!

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Does that look like the face of a puppy who wants to be tricked??? NOPE!

Matthew and Mallory try to trick me ALL THE TIME.  Like when I wake up at 2am to bark and they let me outside.  When I refuse to come inside (to show them that I want the abovementioned TREATS), they don’t give them to me! They pretend to, and then I run quickly inside—I am very trusting—but then it almost 100% of the time turns out to be a trick.  NOT NICE GUYS!

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]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=96 1 In the spirit of the upcoming holiday… http://santana.jemts.com/?p=95 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=95#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:20:04 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=95 I present to you, Day One of The Shirts of Santana (Halloween Edition).

The Pumpkin Shirt

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Some of you may remember this as the original Halloween classic for a puppy.  It is still in fashion, and we love it.  I feel it gives me the youthful look of a baby puppy and brings out my most pumpkin-y side. 

It’s also a great shirt for exploring the back yard.

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Most of my family was really against posting this last picture, but I insisted! Not only does it capture the roundness of my pumpkin-y form, it also highlights my natural talents!

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]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=95 1 Pinky & The Pup http://santana.jemts.com/?p=93 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=93#comments Sun, 03 Oct 2010 21:15:25 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=93 Dying to check out the major motion picture mentioned in my previous post? 

You’re welcome.

]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=93 0 A new toy! http://santana.jemts.com/?p=92 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=92#comments Sat, 02 Oct 2010 21:04:26 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=92 We call him Pinky.  He will soon be starring in a motion picture event like none other…alongside yours truly, of course.

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]]> http://santana.jemts.com/?feed=rss2&p=92 1 What the pup is up? http://santana.jemts.com/?p=90 http://santana.jemts.com/?p=90#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:53:09 +0000 santana http://santana.jemts.com/?p=90 Hey guys! Don’t worry! I’m still a pup! It has been a crazy holiday time for me!

Look at all the things I’ve been in to:

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I know…it’s exciting! I’m working hard on my New Year’s resolution for “More Sleep!”, so I’m off to get back to that.  Coming up: a recap of my most recent stay at PetSmart!

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